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| steps of how to be the best fashion PG in singapore |
[18 Apr 2007|10:09pm] |
ever hope of getting a fashion pic shot like this? here's surefire steps to get ur career as a fashion PG moving.
step 1: Knowing your lights
step 2: Setting the right setting for your camera
step 3: Testing your lighting until you get ur desired mood
step 4: A good looking model, makeup artist and wardrobe.
step 5: once u have everything done... just do like wat i do. you definitely get your wonderful fashion pic in style
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| Ugly is beauty |
[25 Mar 2007|03:07am] |
there's always beauty in ugliness. where people chose to shun it. i chose to embrace. everytime my mind shuns ugliness. but my heart embraces it. it's so much easier to love something so beautiful but it takes everything to love something so ugly. We are all ugly sometimes even the most beautiful. There's no point in loving beauty when you can't even love the ugly. One day even the most beauty turn to another deformed type of beauty. Ugly.
the look of love. you decide.
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| fear and loathing in bangkok |
[10 Mar 2007|07:22pm] |
me and friend A and B went to patpong. a touristy spot but interesting nonetheless. we 1st went to the gogobar. there are actually 2 kinds of gogobars. the ones with real girls and the ones with trans. of course we went to the 1st one. the girls were all standing on the mini stage and dancing to some trancy music. each of them pinned with a number tag. if ya interested in anyone. u just call the mamasan and she'll bring her to u. well i didn't want any girls. but the mamasan just brought them to us. Due to the fact i'm a HOLY and nerdy person. I didn't have much conversation with them. lol but they still talk to u. then one more girl came and the girl named....hmmm fong or something just sat on my lap. luckily not caressin something else. but they were gettin intimate and started to kiss me. i'm a hot blooded male so of course i didn't mind.haha.. damn this is turnin out to be an erotic story... so anyway we paid for their drinks and gave them some tips... and some of them actually snatch ur spare cash like wolves gone on a thirty day fast. anyway the real highlight was the club a street across.
THE BOYS Bangkok
oh yea.. u got it... gaybar! yea.... its the shit and at the same time wierd and disgusting i find. im not homophobic but to see them in the act was like a fuggin eye opener. U knoe the standard sex acts done by gays.
But they do have an interesting fire dancing and traditional thai dance. and the best part. i saw 2 ang mohs. they were like in their 50s 60s. kissing with the thai boys...woaaa.. and 2korean grandparents and aunties were enjoyin too...they even have a gay catwalk show showing of their DIGs. i was like.... FUGGGGGG hahah its somehow of an interesting experience for me. anything that can amuse me of cause me to say FUG is good shit i guess.
omg if my church pastor ever noes i go these type of clubs... ahahah i wonder how they react.... that'll be the best part for me. haha
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| Uses of the word F*ck |
[13 Aug 2006|09:50am] |
Greetings "How the f*ck are you?"
Fraud "I was f*cked by the McDonalds Drive Through."
Dismay "Oh, f*ck it."
Trouble "Well, I guess I'm f*cked again."
Aggression "F*ck you!!!"
Disgust "F*ck me!!!"
Confusion, Curiosity or Disbelief "What the f*ck....?"
Diffculty "I don't understand this f*cking thing."
Despair "F*cked again."
Desperation "f*ckf*ckf*ck."
Incompetence "He f*cks up everything."
Intelligence "He's a f*cking genius."
Displeasure "What the f*ck is going on?"
Lost "Where the f*ck are we?"
Retaliation "Up your f*cking ass!!!"
Pain "F*ck ! that hurt."
Pleasure "Oooooooh Fuuuuuu*k"
Starting a relationship "Let's f*ck now!"
Surprise "Fu*kinc hell! what was that?"
Stupid person "Dumbf*ck!"
Hate "You F*ck!"
Condemnation "F*ck that shit!"
Disappointment "That's not f*cking fair."
Denial "I didn't f*cking do it."
Apathy "Who gives a f*ck."
Confusion "What the f*ck just happened?"
Resignation "Oh f*ck it."
Suspicion "Who the f*ck are you?"
Panic "Let's get the f*ck out of here!"
Directions "F*ck off."
Sex "Let's f*ck."
Ambiguity "I'm not so f*cking sure."
Questioning Authority "Who the f*ck do you think you are?"
I have a headache "Go f*ck yourself."
Be quiet "Shut the f*ck up."
Confidence "F*ckin' A."
Impressed "That was f*cking amazing."
Apathy "I don't give a f*ck."
Enraged "I'm gonna f*ck you up!" ."
Annoyance "For f*ck's sake."
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| sometimes its irritating |
[11 Aug 2006|12:45am] |
when the past catches up with your present.
Tired of so many pasts and happy of so little present.
tired of getting shit from so many things
getting shit from friends, pastors, deacons etc...
esp when people preach a certain subject but acted on another.
hypocritical? ironical? or just plain pietistical
But i have to move on somehow. I know i'm not perfect.
But when you decide to take a rest from work and rest the day for church.
It seems there's work to be done on the day itself.
the work of acting.
It seems that even going to church seems like attending a stageplay where everyone is part of it. I fall into it myself.
To say the right words, to act the right scene.
Same like meeting a customer. Somehow it evolves to praising Jesus which i can't be myself.
If i acted the wrong part, say the wrong words. the play is ruined. all other actors look at you as if you've ruined the play.
The christian life is no longer the freedom i enjoyed as a young christian.
The freedom to be myself.
Somehow the more i know about God's grace or the law, the more hypocrisy i find in certain people.
There's nothing wrong in God's part. But everything wrong in each of our parts.
Somehow the script is wrongly written, or misinterpreted.
God says do not judge but people(+me) still judge.
People always talk about not stumbling others. But somehow each of us one way or another still stumble be it consciously or sub.
Time to rest. Time to move on.
Time for church, to act again.
God, i wish to be myself again.
the time when i first knew you. amen.
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| Things You Would Never Know Without Chinese Swordsman Movies |
[10 Aug 2006|01:31am] |
1. Being the hero's parents will always be unlucky
and will usually be
killed by enemies when the hero is young, and the
hero will become an
orphan.
2. When a man is wounded and dying, he always
manage to catch his
breath and
speak a few sentences to reveal the killer before
dropping his head
and
declared dead.
3. Skilled people are able to fly over roof tops,
up trees and across
distances without any sweat. But when travelling
to towns and
villages,they
still have to walk or ride horses.
4. The heroes need not have to work for money, but
will always have
gold and
silvers with them to pay for their dishes.
5. The heroes and villains will meet each other
very often no matter
how big
the country is and no matter where they are.
6. Healing internal wounds in the body is as easy
as sitting down
cross-legged, palms on the knees and smoke coming
out from the head.
7. They can keep a lot of stuff in their sleeves
and waistband and
never
drop them (carrying especially lots of those gold
and silver ingots)
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| Things You Would Never Know Without Indian Movies |
[10 Aug 2006|01:29am] |
1. A man will show no pain while taking the most
ferocious beating but Will wince when a woman
tries to cleanse his wounds.
2. The hero cannot fall in love with the heroine
(vice versa) unless they first perform a dance
number in the rain.
3. Once applied, make-up is permanent, in rain or
in any other situation.
4. Two lovers can be dancing in the field and out
of nowhere, 100 people will appear from
god-knows-where and join them in the dance.
5. In the final scene, the hero will discover that
the bad guy who he is up against is actually his
brother and the maid who looked after him is his
mother and the chief inspector is his father and
the Judge is his uncle
and so forth.
6. Key English words used in the movie (usually
said out loud between sentences) are No Problem!,
My God!, Get Out!, Shut-up!, Impossible!,Please
forgive me!
7. They drop down on the ground and roll and roll
while singing and came out with different clothing.
8. They can run around the coconut trees, singing,
battling eyes-lid,and throwing glances at each
other and change clothes all at the same time
without being out of breath
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